i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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