Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
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If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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