Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
His hands were made for my vagina.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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