My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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