yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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