brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
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