Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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