Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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