Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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