My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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