Non-Jews are for practice
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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