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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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