Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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