i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize