Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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