Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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