Whod you bang
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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