you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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