Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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