I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Dick very happy bro
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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