Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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