do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
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Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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