does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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