question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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