good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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