Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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