you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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