some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
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So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
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im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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