And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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