Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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