***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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