from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
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