Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
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my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
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Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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