Do you still have your period?
"it" just moved
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize