I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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