apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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