Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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