so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
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It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
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He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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