? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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