i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I think your dad took our porno
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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