So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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