party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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