There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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