yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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