Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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