I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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