im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize