$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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