Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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