is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
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I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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