you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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