Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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