Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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