Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
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I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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