Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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