roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
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he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
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I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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