she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
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Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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