is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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